When Peaceful Patton goes to work at the Martini ranch he is mistaken for the notorious outlaw the Hard Hombre. This enables him to force the ranchers to divide up the water rights. But he is in trouble when his mother arrives and exposes the hoax.
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February 24, 2010 Subject:
Widow Martini Sez: A "Hard Gringo Hombre' Is Good To Find....Our Hero Is Asked To Play "Hide The Taco" By The Mexican Widow, But Bad Guys Keep Interuptin'..Causing Him To Have Arousal Problems..As The Sun Sets, Our Hero Slaps Leather & Heads Home To Mother For His Saturday Nite Bath, She Enters & Chokes His Chicken, Our Hero Happy & Home On The Range..Vows Never To Wander Off Again..!...Happy Trails..!
December 2, 2005 Subject:
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY MOTHER!!
Fairly numbing western here, about a guy "Peaceful Patton" who's not afraid to wade into the middle of a gunfight to ask them to "come on out and talk it over peaceful!" Nothing doing! They're in the middle of a land war! Patton decides to get a job with a "mexican" lady And by "Mexican" I have to put that in quotes because Lina Basquette does, well, a BAD Spanish accent here. (Supposedly she was Hitler's favorite actress!). Anyways, there's rumblings around that Hard Hombre, a deadly criminal, is in the area. Somehow Patton is thought to be Hombre, and then everyone bows down to him, instead of treating him like the joke he is. Oddly enough, Patton DOESN'T deny at first he was Hombre, making this either believe that this was a brilliant twist, or just plain bad writing. Soon, Patton (as Hombre) brokers a land deal between the cowboys, until of course, the real Hombre comes along.,.
Hoot Gibson (!!!) is alright I guess, but the script here is just awful, trunding from one boring scenario to another. You can tell when it's cheap by looking at the strange exterior scenes and how everything looks like it was filmed in an upscale neighborhood, when it's supposed to be a midwest town..
June 12, 2005 Subject:
Darn Good Show
The Hoot may look an awful lot like Blondie's Dagwood but he played a really good roll in this movie. This B Movie had good directing, plot and was well pulled off. You'll be kept in the dark, (guessing) right up to the last three or four minutes of this movie.
Inspirational and well worth the download and watch. Enjoy... I did.
Hoot Gibson .... William Penn 'Peaceful' Patton
Lina Basquette .... Senorita Martini
Mathilde Comont .... Maria Romero
G. Raymond Nye .... Joe Barlow
Jessie Arnold .... Mrs. Patton
Jack Byron .... Abe
Christian J. Frank .... Sheriff (as Christian Frank)
Rosa Gore .... Wife In Shack
Skeeter Bill Robbins .... Slim (as Bill Robbins)
Frank Winkleman .... The Hard Hombre